Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Twas the Early Morning of Todayness


Globe, buddy, yo.

It' a Christmas miracle. More than that, it's a great tiding of good joy. That's right, yesterday, a thing happened. I was not expecting this thing to occur. Yesterday I had a successful "absolutely no internet day" day. For some reason, I have the odd impression that the rest of the world didn't follow suit which, I'm not going to lie, makes me feel kind of strange. If a tree falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it, I'm pretty sure it doesn't make any noise. It's just simple physics. Likewise, I was pretty sure, if the internet exists and I'm not present to witness it, it loses it's utility. It makes sense in my head ok. You know what? You really need to stop doubting my word. I'm here to help you and I don't think you're being very appreciative of that. Anyway, I came home from a little "What About Bob" watching party at my pal Allen's house at midnightish. Discovering the timely time, and it's not being yesterday anymore, I decided to, via iPod, check and see if my one commenting follower had left any comments on my blog. To my great astonishment, a fifth picture of a very handsome young man appeared in a list of not four but five followers. I almost broke my iPod trying to tap his picture to discover his identity. Unfortunately it was being difficult and after a brief scolding of the contrary contraption I went to bed. I slept through the majority of "What About Bob" which is an excellent movie, so i had a little trouble doing so.

Visions of sugarplums, dancing in my head, were rudely interrupted at six o clock this morning by a brother wanting a ride to school. Upon my return, I was anxious to discover, via computer, who had decided to follow my blog. With a few clicks, I discovered a thing worth blogging about. THE NIKON SNIPER IS FOLLOWING MY BLOG!!!!!!! I mean, (cough cough) superstar bloggers visit my blog all the time. It doesn't surprise me much at all. This is not a thing. It's not even worth blogging about. Ha. I can't spread that kind of lie. While the blog does contain information pertinent to all people, we don't get a lot of visitors, much less visitors with so much finesse for photography and a following of over three thousand. This is indeed a thing. This is indeed a great tiding. This is a game changer. It won't be long, I hope, before I reach my lofty goal of ten followers. Then all I have to do is coerce all of those followers to become regular readers and commenters and BAM! I'll be a step closer to spreading my message of things to all the globe. Globe, today is a good day.

Remember: Remember.

Also remember: wind will blow, waves will crash, time will crumble and so may cash, but it's what we do with the weather determines if what comes is a storm.

The following picture was taken by the Nikon Sniper.


If you don't already, check out this and other captures by the Nikon Sniper:
http://nikonsniper.blogspot.com/2009/07/windmill-silouettes.html

2 comments:

  1. You have climbed to all new levels... the Nikon Sniper is follwing your blog??? AWESOME!!! I follow his... and I love it! He takes the MOST AMAZING PHOTOS EVER!!! and I am never disappointed.

    I love Bob... aka Bill Murray's portrayal of Bob. You must have been exhausted to sleep through it... or miss most of it... I understand since you keep up an exhausting pace.

    ToOdLeS.

    ps. Love you Josh!

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  2. I was and am exhausted. I need a vacation.

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