Not a Victory March

People of the Globe, have you ever hurt someone you love because you love them and you love them so you just want them to be happy but you love them so they're not. Well, I guess that is your relationship natural resources. You just don't know how to stop because you can't live without them but the more you use the less there is to love longer. It really sucks. I'm not saying I've ever felt that, but if I had it would suck and I'd probably do a baking experiment involving my body and a car on a sunny day.

Anyway, Globecans, - I can call you that now right? I think we've grown close enough to call each other my these kinds of intimate names - have you ever been proven wrong about something important but everything in you wants to be right but the more you're right the more life sucks and the more you're wrong, which you are, the more it sucks as well. I guess it can feel that way with gravity. We want to go one way but gravity pulls us the other and so we're stuck in an endless circle around a ball of heat that makes for pretty unbearable summers. Gravity sucks. Again, I'm not saying this has ever happened to me, but if it did, I'd probably want to either eat myself to death or starve into nothingness.

I don't think I have much else to ask and my mom just told me that she's not my mom so I have to get my own ice cream. Or maybe I'll just not ear and sit in my car.

Tears of a Headless Man

Lipless quiver, armless shiver, pizza man with crust but got no pie to deliver
River bed napper with a mad woman slapper. I know you think it may be cruel
but at least he doesn’t cap her.
Control flies out the window and then it shatters on the ground we got a
A treed up raccoon without bullet or a hound and then we’ll
cry ourselves to sleep amongst the silent of the day cause
We forget to ask directions, at the toll bridge, didn’t pay.
A pat upon our shoulders where rationality was found but now our
minds are getting mushy with our thoughts upon the ground
we got no money in our pockets cause the boss gave us the can
Explosions running rampant. Tears of a headless man.

School day stumble, backyard rumble, Building blocks up in our bedrooms
till like jenga there’s a tumble
And we can’t even imagine what it’s like to live up there cause they told us
life aint easy and it really isn’t fair but we can
see it in the distance bout a million miles away we
do it on our own or we get on our knees and pray
Once we’re up “shut up your feelings! You’re way too far above your league.” You start
to think you might give up to just quit out on this fatigue. but you
can’t. you just know it. there has got to be a way but for now
you’re stuck here wishing for more than minimum wage pay.
There’s a million others out there. from New Brunswick to Japan
Dreaming higher than the clouds and with tears of a headless man.

Dragon wizard, warlock lizard, salt and pepper shakers on the tv there’s a blizzard
Cause the boat is on the river but the house is in the field and there’s a
beam of solid daisies blocked by Tarzan with a shield. and the
kitten’s in the box and he’s got poison on his jaws but we’ll
never see him die. we’ll never look at what he daws.
The bios eats the zoe with his back against the crowd while we
spend our time not looking, too afraid of what we’d found
like the news of 1933 was only the depression. like the
views beyond our lcd encourages viewer discretion just as the
the wizard standing upstage raises zombie Taliban wile we
ignore it till the reign falls down like tears of a headless man.

Welcome Back to the Program Everybody

“Welcome back to the program. Our next guests’ shocking story makes their appearance on the show today a likely unfathomable legal risk. Their message of hope, however, greatly outweighs any danger. Their’s is a message of optimism with the power to shatter social norms and cultural exclusions to open new doors to truth about living identity. Let’s take a look:”

As Jacob and Josie brought home their beautiful baby girl, Madeline, from the hospital they silently pledged to ever provide for all of her temporal and spiritual needs. Little did they know, this precious gift from heaven would take them on a journey neither parent could have ever seen coming.

“When Josie was able to bring Maddi from the hospital I couldn’t keep my eyes off the two of them. Josie was glowing, greater than on our wedding day and Maddi, my gosh. Maddi, the little hairball, she’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”

It was evident the new arrival would positively change the couple’s lives forever.

“She was a very happy baby, very playful. She would wriggle around in my arms and cuddle into me all the time. Jake and I could spend hours just playing with her in her crib. We could tease her with little bits of string hung over the edge and she would laugh and laugh, reaching up with her little fingers and grasping at the end of the yarn just having a blast. She rarely cried. She was just so happy.”

Shortly, Josie began noticing peculiar differences between Madeline and other young children.

“We knew pretty early on that Maddi was special. At first it was just that. She was so cheerful all the time. As she grew though, we could see she was not an average girl. She picked up crawling so quickly. She would romp around the house looking for little bits of whatever to put in her mouth. She had a knack for finding insects which was probably torture for the little dudes. Once she brought me a cockroach in her little paw she put it on the ground in front of me and started patting around at it alive, showing me what she could do. It was like she was trying to say something to me. When I told her how nice it was and put the bug out of its misery she hissed upset at me but she’s so loving and forgiving she was quickly cuddling up with my leg as happy as ever.”

Shortly after Maddi’s learning to talk, the realization struck Jacob when they found her one day playing with the family pet.

“I came home from work and found Maddi playing with the cat. I asked her what she was doing and the answer was simple. ‘Daddy, I’m a kitty.’ That was that. It wasn’t much of a shock for me. We knew she was different and this just explained everything. I love my daughter so much. Who am I to tell her she isn’t what she feels inside she is. That would make me a terrible human. We discussed it and made preparations with a team of surgeons immediately for a species change.”

“Please welcome Jacob and Josie with their beautiful kitten Madiline everybody. . .”

Happy March Fourth Everybody...

Globe, you're probably asking yourself a question right now. That's right, I know you talk to yourself all the time and sometimes you answer yourself which is kind of scary but even though you know that you keep doing it because you're a psychopath. The question you're asking yourself might not be what I have in mind so if you're not asking the following question I want you to do so, so I can be right. Right now you should be asking yourself, "What's so special about March 4th?" "That's a very good question," you reply as you begin puzzling, "is it my birthday?" "no, it's not my birthday." "Is it some kind of holiday?" "actually, it probably is. It's like some kind of anniversary of something or like 'eat a muffin day'. Oh, well, it is the fourth day of Women's History/Frozen Food Month, maybe that's," WRONG!! "what's," WRONG. "special about," WRONG "dang it! What's going on? Why am I getting yelled at by a blog?! i'm just trying to figure out what's going on here! I don't have to take this crap! I read this out of agency not necessity. I can reduce his followers to two at any moment with one follower representing himself. THIS IS A STUPID BLOG ANYWAY!!" Whoa, Whoa, lets calm down, just take a breather, there's no reason to get upset. It's just that while March 4th may be some weird holiday that nobody really celebrates, that's not the reason for my wishing you a happy one today.

You see, it all started last night at about 11:3o after finishing some mediocre nachos at a Mexican resaurante in Mesquite and we were just sitting there wondering why we were sitting there. It then hit us that we must be waiting to leave at midnight, like it's some kind of holiday, like new years and we wanted to count down to the hour and watch the ball drop. 321 Happy March Fourth!! (Fireworks!) Yay! God Bless America! Woo hoo!!

You know, there's nothing special about march fourth, (if it's your birthday, I apologize) but that's why I think it's special. Today is a day to celebrate today. It's a day to say, "you know what?" "what self?" "Life is a thing to be loved." It's a day to get out in the world and do something more than dream. It's a time to make dreams realities, hopes plans, and goals memories. This year is 63 days old and a lot of our new years resolutions have probably expired. It's time to get back on the worthwhile resolutions and to make some new and improved ones. So happy fourth of March ladies and gents. Happy day that isn't so special to a lot of people. happy friday, or if it's not friday where you live, happy other day of the week! Get out there and dance.